The OFFICIAL Toronto Maple Leafs DEATH WATCH THREAD.

[Doc Holliday]

God I'm tempted to bet on the Habs against them.
I'd make a lot of $$$$ if it happens and would probably have a nice 'warm time' downtown mtrl to go along with it

There's no guarantee that the Bruins will be the team facing the Leafs. The habs could easily finish in 7th since they likely won't win in Toronto (no surprise there!) and they might wind up facing Philly.

The habs are scared shitless of the Bruins. I'm sure some of the habs players will be wearing diapers underneath their hockey pants if it does happen that the Bruins will be their opponent. They'd much rather face Philly, a better team, but not as physical as the Bruins are.

 

[JH Fan]

There's no guarantee that the Bruins will be the team facing the Leafs. The habs could easily finish in 7th since they likely won't win in Toronto (no surprise there!) and they might wind up facing Philly.

The habs are scared shitless of the Bruins. I'm sure some of the habs players will be wearing diapers underneath their hockey pants if it does happen that the Bruins will be their opponent. They'd much rather face Philly, a better team, but not as physical as the Bruins are.

Funny
Doc went fishing but caught un poisson magique !

 

[gohabsgo]

Burke admits Leafs’ season another failure

“When you miss the playoffs, your season is a failure,” he said. “And that’s the case here.”

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/spor...-leafs-season-another-failure/article1982492/

 

[gohabsgo]

Toronto is futility city

another Leafs season without a post-season.

http://www.torontosun.com/sports/columnists/steve_simmons/2011/04/12/17973446.html

 

[JH Fan]

I also agree with you guys...

They just got enough money to buy themselves nice sports cars...they come with the color and everythin' suitable for a dedicated LEAF's fan !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAbBD06c9Wk

With these I'm sure they'll be a lot faster getting in time for the playoffs, traffic is so bad in TO !

 

[gohabsgo]

Burke: ‘When you miss the playoffs, your season is a failure’

It has been seven years since Toronto qualified for the National Hockey League playoffs
http://sports.nationalpost.com/2011/04/12/burke-when-you-miss-the-playoffs-your-season-is-a-failure/

 

[gohabsgo]

Leafs Nation in mourning … again

http://www.thecoaster.ca/Opinion/20...616/Leafs-Nation-in-mourning-…-again/1

Toronto Maple Laffs -opps, Leafs – fans across the nation are in mourning once again as their beloved team failed to make the NHL playoffs for a franchise record sixth straight year.

 

[gohabsgo]

Brian Burke Unhappy With Failure of a Season

http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2011/4/13/2107763/Maple-Leafs-News-April-13-2011

"This has been a long, slow tortuous process for me. I don’t like it. I don’t like being out of the playoffs and I take it personally. I’m sour about it."

 

[JH Fan]

Brian Burke Unhappy With Failure of a Season

http://www.pensionplanpuppets.com/2011/4/13/2107763/Maple-Leafs-News-April-13-2011

"This has been a long, slow tortuous process for me. I don’t like it. I don’t like being out of the playoffs and I take it personally. I’m sour about it."

Well I hate to say this but I was wrong and both Doc and Igna were right !
Burke is still a genius and a reasonable man !

It's the TEAM that SUCKS big time !!!

 

[joelcairo]

Another early exit from hockey, another early start to golf season. Fore!

 

[gohabsgo]

Why loser stocks are like the Leafs

The hockey playoffs have begun again, and, yet another year sees the Toronto Maple Leafs packing their bags and heading to the golf course early. Their dismal year and lack of a playoff berth makes for another year of disappointment for fans. Forty-four years without a Stanley Cup
http://business.financialpost.com/2011/04/15/why-loser-stocks-are-like-the-leafs/

 

[JH Fan]

In reality, half of the Leafs team is in Europe representing their respective countries at the World Championships. It's called national pride.

You always can count on Doc to come up with a good one like that ! :lol::lol::lol:

 

[Doc Holliday]

You always can count on Doc to come up with a good one like that ! :lol::lol::lol:

Et oui!

Les seuls chez le Canadien qui ont de la fierete sont les russes et les tcheques car se sont les seuls qui ont quittes pour aller jouer aux championats du monde au lieu d'aller jouer du golf!

 

[JH Fan]

Et oui!

Les seuls chez le Canadien qui ont de la fierete sont les russes et les tcheques car se sont les seuls qui ont quittes pour aller jouer aux championats du monde au lieu d'aller jouer du golf!

Like one great Leafs said once : "We're so fed up at playin' golf before others that we are now proud to go play at Ladakh (India). Specially during the NHL playoffs.
We hope at getting a shot at the IIHF Challenge cup of Asia. Who knows ? we might win the cup there. Anywhere... PLEASE GIMME A CUP"

 

[JH Fan]

Maybe this one should be in the Hot stove thread but I just heard Genius Burkie signed Santa Claus as the Leafs next year's Goalie !

This motherf*cker's so big that he will block the net entirely !
Thus bringing back the cup to Toronto next year !

 

[G1GBallday]

How appropriate is the photo.

Hollywood's most delusional member who has now become it's biggest loser. :lol:

 

[JH Fan]

Soon those Leafs players will be able to look down at their own city in a new different way

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dail...reathtaking-view-toronto-while-151410350.html

 

[lgna69xxx]

I saw that yesterday, and would love to do that, but not this!


[video=youtube;tgO4Gd4RhvM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgO4Gd4RhvM&feature=player_embedded[/video]

Soon those Leafs players will be able to look down at their own city in a new different way

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dail...reathtaking-view-toronto-while-151410350.html

 

[JH Fan]

I saw that yesterday, and would love to do that, but not this!

Holy sh*t ! I'd rather be back at dodging bullets than doing this crazy job !

Good stuff Iggy

 

[JH Fan]

Well here is something I didn't know about TO and somehow I'm not surprised.

"Let’s start with an old favourite, the municipal ban on ball hockey on city streets. Every Canadian kid plays street hockey, but only in Toronto is it a furtive activity, occurring under the reproachful gaze of signs declaring “Ball and Hockey Playing Prohibited.”

From the city that boast itself having the "most loved Canadian hockey team"...
No wonder TO is NOT the place for hockey anymore !

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/torontos-war-on-fun.html

Woups ! "Toronto became one of the few jurisdictions on Earth—along with the Taliban regime that terrorized Afghanistan between 1996 and 2001—to prohibit kite flying in a park." This isn't about hockey but ... Ouch ! I mean... WTF ?