What is the pettiest reason you’ve broke up with someone?

[Rebaynia]

A lady friend of mine once broke up with her new boyfriend because he had a small penis. Nice guy but the last bf she had also had a small penis so she had enough of sleeping with guys who had small penises so she dumped him the following day after they slept together. They had been dating for two weeks before sleeping together. She’s now been 12 years with the same guy & seems happy so i guess he has a big penis. Lol

Or she learned it's not the size that matters but how he uses it. Toys can make up for size on occasion when the mood strikes. An open mind, and desire to please do wonders. Guess the man before just didn't know how to pay attention to her too.

 

[bodick7]

Or she learned it's not the size that matters but how he uses it.

I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....

 

[Rebaynia]

I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....

Absolutely not. You love her and she is your life partner, otherwise you wouldn't still be with her after 30 years.
She is so much more to you than sex.

 

[bodick7]

Absolutely not. You love her and she is your life partner, otherwise you wouldn't still be with her after 30 years.
She is so much more to you than sex.

You just nailed it again dear.
Let say almost 30 but it is very well in the way. Ha!Ha!

 

[T'storm]

I have a pretty decent size dick but my GF doesn't use it anymore... (thanks to f..king menopause)
Should I broke with her only for that reason?!?....

I'm in the same boat as you buddy, menopause is a sex killer. I thought this would have been the most beautiful thing ever...I mean never get interrupted by a period ever again ! I know that women are different then men when it comes to sex but she used to love my cock so much, even worshipped it and bragged to her friend on how nice it was in her mouth and pussy. Why do you think I'm here?
Back to the question, I had to break up with a female cop that I was dating many years ago simply because sex was the only thing we had in common. Bad place to discuss this but seriously there are other thing to do then sex all the time. We barely went out for a meal or movie or dancing etc... We went to a 1st of July outing and rented a motel because of the late night activities, we never got out of the room because we had SEX for 7 times in a row.

 

[Joe Thighsman]

I was dating this girl for a couple of months. It was all good, but with one glaring exception, her vocabulary. Her syntax was terrible, always using double negatives (e.g. "I didn't say nothing") and as a former English major, it drove me crazy. It did not feel right correcting her all the time, so I just broke up with her, but avoided telling her the true reason. Not sure if this is petty, or just being a snob.

 

[bodick7]

I had to break up with a female cop that I was dating many years ago simply because sex was the only thing we had in common.

It reminds me a Red Hot Chilli Pepper tune:

"That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said, "What's up?" now suck my dick"

 

[Allnitelong]

Lying to a person is a sign of disrespect. It’s to take them for fools. And the person probably already suspects that you’re lying to them or will figure it out eventually. And once they’ve caught you lying to them they’ll always suspect you may be lying to them even if you’re telling the truth, which can be very irritating to you when you’re 100% telling the truth & no one believes you.

One time an sp i was once very fond of repeatedly lied to me & to most of her clients. The worse thing to happen to her was that many of her clients who had caught on to her lies began to chat together & compare notes. We all realized that she was a compulsive liar. Always lying for no reason other than to lie. She seemed to be allergic to telling the truth. Finally one day we were together & getting ready to go out to dinner when the subject was brought up. She remembered something i had recently told her where i casually alluded to the fact that i’ll accept whatever she said although i didn’t believe a word of it but it was no big deal. So before we went out she said this had been troubling her for the past two weeks & wanted to have a discussion about it. I said no since discussing it would upset her & I didn’t want to ruin our evening. I told her it was no big deal & not to make a big case out of nothing. But no, she refused to leave the room until we discussed the reference i had previously made. So she promised that she wouldn’t get upset. I told her she would. She said she would remain calm.

So she then said “you think i was lying about that thing i told you, right?” So i replied “Yes, you lied 100%! Like you always do! You’re addicted to lying! You can’t help yourself!” She replied “I didn’t lie. I never lie.” So i gave her the proof of how i knew she had lied. And then she absolutely blew up! So i told her i was right: she’d get upset. And she was shouting that she wasn’t upset at all! Lol. Finally she admitted that she had made up some story. But that she hadn’t lied. So i told her “ See? You just lied again.” Then she went on a tirade that she felt that she was in a big brother tv show where everyone knew everything about her & that it wasn’t fair to her that we were comparing notes & accusing her of lying & that she didn’t lie! So i told her okay, she admitted to lying & making up some bogus story but in her mind she wasn’t lying & wanted me to believe that she wasn’t a liar although she had just admitted to making up stories & lying to her clients for multiple reasons. “Okay my dear, you are not a liar & you never lie. Happy now? So let’s go out to dinner.” And we went out to dinner.

Her lies & stupid bogus excuses never stopped & i then started to realize that either she’s some narcissistic sociopath or thinks i’m just a fucking idiot! We stopped talking to one another for a few years over some stupid disagreement & to be honest it was a relief. The worst thing is to get yourself involved with a compulsive liar with narcissistic sociopathic tendencies!

The saying goes…never ask somebody if they’re telling the truth. An honest person will be offended, and a liar will just lie to you more. Almost sounds like the woman I’ve been dealing with. Sad

 

[Gazoo64]

The saying goes…never ask somebody if they’re telling the truth. An honest person will be offended, and a liar will just lie to you more. Almost sounds like the woman I’ve been dealing with. Sad

Well said!!
I’ve faced a similar situation. It’s really sad that some people will lie compulsively.
So sad.

 

[bobbyc]

its not you its me

 

[vwjf]

I broke up with someone because he was skipping leg day at the gym. I am ok with dating someone who doesn’t go to the gym and doesn’t do any kind of sport, I couldn’t date someone who goes to the gym almost everyday and never does anything for his legs.

What was your petty reason to break up with someone?

Also leg related..... Cankles.... Just couldn't get over them...

I mean I knew she wasn't going to be the love of my life and it was temporary.

After a few weeks of sleeping with each other she got up, I looked at her legs and shuddered...

It's that shallow. The worse thing is otherwise she was absolutely gorgeous. And nice, and incredibly smart.

When she asked why I was breaking it off I didn't have the guts to say why. Just said I honestly didn't see this going anywhere and felt better going solo, which was probably the best truth anyway

 

[maymay]

I was younger and stupid and wanted to go out and meet more women so i dumped a wonderful women i had met to go those stupid things, only to find out that today 25y later she is still with the guy she met after me as 2 kids while i am older and single with no kids and family.

Yes i regret it to this day still she deserves all the happiness in the world she was the most incredible women i met so far.