The odd things you have done to get layed..
Im sure we have all used various methods, and mediums to get layed? But has anyone ever used the internet in an unorthodox manner?
I for one have used the web in very untraditional ways, and would like to share some of those ways.. Just to laugh a bit, and get a few laughs.
1) the nurse.
I was on vacation.. And scrolling through the web ads on an ad-site, i found this one lady who offered services for elderly, and injured people.
Services listed were shopping help, dishes, cooking, and hygenic needs..?
So i think of my masterplan and call this beautiful lady off kijiji.
I told her i was injured in a work accident, and i had trouble performing my usual bathing duties.
We agreed that she could help me out at 40$ per bath/wash.
The idea of being washed really appealed to my voyeur side, and i figured.. Hey, its almost going to be like a mp hj.
She arrived, and was just as pretty as in her pic ( the one of her in a nurses outfit )
To my surprise she said she brought along a bathing suit, and it would be easier for her to wash me that way..lol.
My bachache performance was worthy of an oscar, and it turned out to be an incredibly exciting encounter.
She did wash me in the bath for a good 30 minutes, and without me saying a word.. She said it was time to wash my privates.. And she helped me stand up.
Obviously before she even began lathering up my 'zone'.. I was standing at full attention, and i was within a foot from her face.
I apologized, and she said with my age it was normal.. And not to be ashamed.
She lathered me up.. And gently washed, stroked, and rinced.. Only to repeat.
I tried to keep things professional, but i couldnt help myself in having a very powerful orgasm, that she just laughed at.. And cleaned all up for me.
This went on every day for the entire week.. And i only once gave her a tip for the 'wash'.
(by the 3rd visit, she was whole-heartidly giving actual hj's no more tease washes )
This lady told me on our last bath encounter that she knew i wasnt as injured as i portrayed, because after every orgasm.. I seemed to walk with less pain.
What can i say, i enjoy new things.. And she told me that many nurses take pleasure in washing a mans 'zone'...
I never asked for anything more, and i regret not doing so? Because she was a very pretty lady.
Thats just the first in my odd afventures, and i can say i dont regret this one the least bit.
Thanks for reading..