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    the last of the mohicans
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    Smile The oddest ways you have gotten mileage lol

    The odd things you have done to get layed..
    Via internet)

    Im sure we have all used various methods, and mediums to get layed? But has anyone ever used the internet in an unorthodox manner?

    I for one have used the web in very untraditional ways, and would like to share some of those ways.. Just to laugh a bit, and get a few laughs.

    1) the nurse.
    I was on vacation.. And scrolling through the web ads on an ad-site, i found this one lady who offered services for elderly, and injured people.
    Services listed were shopping help, dishes, cooking, and hygenic needs..?
    So i think of my masterplan and call this beautiful lady off kijiji.

    I told her i was injured in a work accident, and i had trouble performing my usual bathing duties.
    We agreed that she could help me out at 40$ per bath/wash.

    The idea of being washed really appealed to my voyeur side, and i figured.. Hey, its almost going to be like a mp hj.

    1st visit...
    She arrived, and was just as pretty as in her pic ( the one of her in a nurses outfit )
    To my surprise she said she brought along a bathing suit, and it would be easier for her to wash me that way..lol.
    My bachache performance was worthy of an oscar, and it turned out to be an incredibly exciting encounter.
    She did wash me in the bath for a good 30 minutes, and without me saying a word.. She said it was time to wash my privates.. And she helped me stand up.
    ..
    Obviously before she even began lathering up my 'zone'.. I was standing at full attention, and i was within a foot from her face.

    I apologized, and she said with my age it was normal.. And not to be ashamed.
    She lathered me up.. And gently washed, stroked, and rinced.. Only to repeat.

    I tried to keep things professional, but i couldnt help myself in having a very powerful orgasm, that she just laughed at.. And cleaned all up for me.

    This went on every day for the entire week.. And i only once gave her a tip for the 'wash'.
    (by the 3rd visit, she was whole-heartidly giving actual hj's no more tease washes )

    This lady told me on our last bath encounter that she knew i wasnt as injured as i portrayed, because after every orgasm.. I seemed to walk with less pain.
    Lol.

    What can i say, i enjoy new things.. And she told me that many nurses take pleasure in washing a mans 'zone'...

    I never asked for anything more, and i regret not doing so? Because she was a very pretty lady.

    Thats just the first in my odd afventures, and i can say i dont regret this one the least bit.

    Thanks for reading..
    Rb-
    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going"

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    As the the great Georges Costanza once said "don't you get down on your knees and thank God that you have access to my dimension" Thanks RB

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    Quote Originally Posted by ericmathew54 View Post
    As the the great Georges Costanza once said "don't you get down on your knees and thank God that you have access to my dimension" Thanks RB
    For the pm crowd, this happened at my place...
    It was in 2009, and i do not have her number( though i am prettttty sure she is still an outcall independent nurse, and this would seemingly work with many ladies in this field )
    I actually find this low mileage scheme pathetically ingenious.
    And i have friends who have followed suit, and been even more succesful.
    The key words while searching the various sections were., infermiere( im sure this is spelled wrong ), auxiliere, dame de compagnie, soins a domicile etc..
    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going"

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    Lily from Montreal
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    infirmière... I have to find a way to ask my twin (she's a nurse) if anything like that ever happen to her lol but I am quite sure it never happened, I got all the libido when it was distributed loll

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    Merci lily..
    Its always a pleasure to have you read my adventures.
    I love your new pictures by the way.
    "Scars remind us where we've been. They don't have to dictate where we're going"

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    Lily from Montreal
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    Thank you...your adventures are more entertaining than any novels I read ,loll the memoirs are going to be a hit in 20 years or so loll, I do envy your stamina loll , me I need a nap just to recover from reading some of your exploits loll

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    Does life imitate art or does art imitate life all you have to do is read this thread to know the answer. They have to make a movie about Ricky, I mean a guy faking a back ache to get a happy ending from a nurse like 3-4 times, at least a good porno scene lol. Thank you for giving us a glimpse into the mind of an evil genius, the do say there is a thin line between genius and madman.

    PS I need more stories like these you got me hooked now

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    A girl at a massage salon mistook me for a doctor that she saw in the emergency room of a hospital. She kept insisting that she knew me. I just grinned and said nothing. She gave me a GFE BJ that not many get. Tongue to the balls, her face in the cock rubbing it all over. I returned to see her three times and got special treatment because she thought I was a doctor.

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