The MERB culture & why I am leaving

[baggynutts]

I'll keep this simple.
I hobby since 20-25 years.
I'm on forum since pre-MERB era.
I always wondered why Oliver K. left for while.
Now I get it.

When girls have regulars, they will do anything to get her attention.
Of course, those members want to make sure that their favorite is protected.
Even destroying members that post bad reviews about her.
I won't detail it but Jenni @ Diamondz gave me a horrible session in july.
I had paid 480$ for 2 hours and she left after 30 minutes.
She basically stole 340$.
I posted and only got bullshit from the Jenni Army.
Always those with 0 reviews that trash talk.

Anyways, all my 60 reviews in the past 6 months have been deleted.
I got turned off to put time to help guys that don't want to hear the truth.
Good luck guys.
I'm out.

PS. Got PM and questions, I won't answer anything. Enjoy your life.

 

[hungry101]

For what it's worth, I read your reviews including the one on Jenny. I thought they were useful. I also believe that you were ripped off by this girl. My take away is that you were surprised that she ripped you off because you had so many good sessions with her previously. Other hobbyists felt the same way. They were also surprised because like you, they had great sessions with her as well. Its the same old story. I have read it here and on ISG, that many girls, when tempted, will take the money in run. Next time pay at the end of the session or pay in parcels.

Looks like we lost another guy that actually writes reviews. It's too bad your leaving the community. I loved Oliver's 'Walking with Oliver K..." segments. Tell Oliver I said hello.

We have a lot of members that do nothing but troll and antagonize. It is always too bad when we lose a guy that writes reviews.

 

[smuler]

I loved Oliver's 'Walking with Oliver K..." segments

I did too. This is when SW was more reported on here

Best Regards

Smuler

 

[lgna69xxx]

Saying goodbye is a sort of therapy I guess. There was a former poster on Merb that was banned permanately and I had gotten to know him a little and lets just say he was the type of person that most people could only tolerate to be around for maybe a half an hour before you would be making excuses to leave. Well, he said something once that is about the only thing I ever agreed with him about. If you are gonna "retire" or "leave" Merb, then just go, why a farewell post to strangers? (for the most part) I guess it is just to make ones self feel better???

Smuler, you are "in the know", what do you think?

The Merb culture is fine.

 

[smuler]

When I resigned as a mod on a European board, i never said a thing

I gave in my notice, and I left
I never even got a beer from the owner :lol::lol:

Best Regards

Smuler

 

[lgna69xxx]

Well my friend Smuler, If you ever "Retire" from Merb, I am throwing you a party with 10, YES TEN Gorgeous Smuler type strippers...aka Blonde Bombshells with Big Boobs, killer bodies and long flowing blonde hair, Just imagine 10 Maria Star look alike's. Please do not retire anytime soon tho, business is down :lol:

 

[steb22]

Well my friend Smuler, If you ever "Retire" from Merb, I am throwing you a party with 10, YES TEN Gorgeous Smuler type strippers...aka Blonde Bombshells with Big Boobs, killer bodies and long flowing blonde hair, Just imagine 10 Maria Star look alike's. Please do not retire anytime soon tho, business is down :lol:

maybe you should be throwing baggynutts a party. where is the love?

 

[lgna69xxx]

Nah, I am not really that good at throwing parties anyways.....

 

[CLOUD 500]

I also believe that you were ripped off by this girl. My take away is that you were surprised that she ripped you off because you had so many good sessions with her previously.

This is why I repeat this many times on this board to never pay in advance. These girls cannot be trusted and they can change on you on a dime at anytime. Always pay after service is rendered. Had he payed after she would have been motivated to put out. But once they get the money there is no guarantee that you will get your moneys worth.

 

[Lily from Montreal]

The reverse of that medal is if the money is not prepared and visible there is a real possibility (it happened to me) that at the end the guy will tell you,oups, I have only 60$,bye...

So a happy medium for me is that I expect the donation to be prepared but take it after...everybody get his money's worth...and peace of mind

But to get back to the topic,I am always sorry when I read my favorite site ,the one I look for when I want to read funny mindless sexy stories,and see people experiencing mob treatment...this is a hobby,it is fun, not serious and certainly should not drive people to angst and extreme reaction like leaving...

 

[EagerBeaver]

Lily, if Cloud 500 ever meets you, there could be an interesting exchange like this:

Lily: Do you have the donation? You can leave it on the counter please.
Cloud: No donation until the service is completed.
Lily: No service until the donation is given.
Cloud: How do I know you will not run to a taxi with my money?
Lily: How do i know you will not run out the door as soon as you are serviced?
Cloud: Are you saying Cloud 500 cannot be trusted?
Lily: No, I am saying you gotta pay if you want to play, that is why they call it Pay-4-Play, Duderino.
Cloud: But I am Cloud 500. Everyone knows I am good for the money. Ask anyone.
Lily: Who should I ask?
Cloud: Anyone.
Lily: Is "Anyone" here right now? Look, we are getting nowhere here. Do you want to continue or not?
Cloud: Not sure.
Lily: When will you be sure?
Cloud: Once you take your clothes off.
Lily: Look buddy boy, I think you need to go to the Pharmaprix down the road, buy this month's Playboy, and jerk yourself off, but if you leave and do that, you will be missing out on a good time.
Cloud: OK, OK, here is the donation.

 

[lgna69xxx]

ROFL Beav.... I agree it is a 2 way street about both parties could try to get away with something, never happened to me personally then again I do not venture away from legit agencies or Indy's all that much anymore. I did have great success off craigslist and backpage when I used those venues a few times but have not used them in quite a while.

Agan, like I said, the Merb culture is just fine and that guy just needed a thicker skin, who cares if others agree with you about Jenni, she is beloved by many but most guys know how to read between the lines and nobody is perfect (not even ned) not even client or SP.

 

[EagerBeaver]

Agan, like I said, the Merb culture is just fine and that guy just needed a thicker skin,

Totally agree that the OP needs to put on the big boy pants.

 

[Vajatron]

Lily, if Cloud 500 ever meets you, there could be an interesting exchange like this:

Lily: Do you have the donation? You can leave it on the counter please.
Cloud: No donation until the service is completed.
Lily: No service until the donation is given.
Cloud: How do I know you will not run to a taxi with my money?
Lily: How do i know you will not run out the door as soon as you are serviced?
Cloud: Are you saying Cloud 500 cannot be trusted?
Lily: No, I am saying you gotta pay if you want to play, that is why they call it Pay-4-Play, Duderino.
Cloud: But I am Cloud 500. Everyone knows I am good for the money. Ask anyone.
Lily: Who should I ask?
Cloud: Anyone.
Lily: Is "Anyone" here right now? Look, we are getting nowhere here. Do you want to continue or not?
Cloud: Not sure.
Lily: When will you be sure?
Cloud: Once you take your clothes off.
Lily: Look buddy boy, I think you need to go to the Pharmaprix down the road, buy this month's Playboy, and jerk yourself off, but if you leave and do that, you will be missing out on a good time.
Cloud: OK, OK, here is the donation.

Reminds me of my favorite scene from Deuce Bigelow, when Rob Schneider's gigolo character mistakenly picks up another prostitute thinking she was a client...

Deuce Bigalow: Maybe we should take care of a little business first.
Claire: If you prefer.
Deuce Bigalow: I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars.
Claire: I'm sorry?
Deuce Bigalow: Well that's my going rate. But I'm willing to negotiate.
Claire: [chuckles] That's funny. But the price is five hundred.
Deuce Bigalow: You're gonna pay me five hundred dollars?
Claire: No, honey, you pay me.
Deuce Bigalow: Oh, I get it. This is some kind of role reversal. I'll play along with this.
[deep voice]
Deuce Bigalow: Okay, 300, 400, 500, you're my hooker. No, seriously, where's my ten dollars?

 

[Merlot]

People,

This is why I repeat this many times on this board to never pay in advance.

You know, I just realized I never pay in advance either. Funny how strange gorgeous women getting paid for sex all trust ME.

When girls have regulars, they will do anything to get her attention.
Of course, those members want to make sure that their favorite is protected.
Even destroying members that post bad reviews about her.

Even destroying members that post bad reviews about her.

Sorry baggynuts, the culture on Merb is going BEAUTIFULLY!!! It's only that you were greatly mistaken about what the culture is. The real culture (for too many) is LET'S MAKE A DEAL. You were very foolish for being honest about a rip-off and trying to hold the lady accountable or warn others for their sake. You should have just covered your own ass like many others. If you are dealing with an agency don't ever complain publicly about bad service or anything worse, especially if it's about the flavor of the month or longer. Call the agency. Use the event for leverage. Cut a better deal for yourself. And if you ever see anyone else reporting trouble attack them to make points for yourself. Then be very sure to have a personal agenda against the offenders.

Yes the "culture" is fine. Sorry you didn't get with the program sooner. Just PM some of the boys here. They wrote the book. :thumb: BOYZ! :eyebrows:

Baggynuts, sorry you were a victim of a dishonest woman and those who only care about self-interest.

Good Luck,

Merlot

 

[EagerBeaver]

Reminds me of my favorite scene from Deuce Bigelow, when Rob Schneider's gigolo character mistakenly picks up another prostitute thinking she was a client...

Deuce Bigalow: Maybe we should take care of a little business first.
Claire: If you prefer.
Deuce Bigalow: I don't have a set price or anything, but I have been getting ten dollars.
Claire: I'm sorry?
Deuce Bigalow: Well that's my going rate. But I'm willing to negotiate.
Claire: [chuckles] That's funny. But the price is five hundred.
Deuce Bigalow: You're gonna pay me five hundred dollars?
Claire: No, honey, you pay me.
Deuce Bigalow: Oh, I get it. This is some kind of role reversal. I'll play along with this.
[deep voice]
Deuce Bigalow: Okay, 300, 400, 500, you're my hooker. No, seriously, where's my ten dollars?

Actually this gag is homage to a scene in the 1969 Academy Award winning film, Midnight Cowboy, in which Gigolo Joe Buck (played by Jon Voight), a male prostitute, and an older cougar prostitute (played by Sylvia Miles), on vacation in New York City, each think they have picked up a client, and both demand money at the conclusion of the sex. Buck ends up giving her $10 for a taxi after she starts crying. Here is the scene:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6UG7H2dcos

The Deuce Bigelow film was spoofing this scene.

 

[Lily from Montreal]

Eb? I knew you had it in you to make me laugh...

Just a note;I never ask for the donation, bad manners, I appreciate when it is there and hope history won't repeat itself when it is not.
The 60$ thing? that happened at the beginning of my hobby with a 20 something guy,now that I am way more picky I very doubt it will happen again...Now that I think of it he did go tru the pockets of his roommate jeans on the floor and added 20$,so after I gave 60 to the driver (I was with a agency briefly) I ended up with 20$ for a very bad lay...bad for me I mean...he had fun

 

[EagerBeaver]

Lily,

I tried this modification for the exchange between you and Cloud 500:

Lily: You can leave the envelope on the counter, please.
Cloud: No donation until the service is completed.
Lily: No service until the donation is given.
Cloud: How do I know you will not run to a taxi with my money?
Lily: How do i know you will not run out the door as soon as you are serviced?
Cloud: Are you saying Cloud 500 cannot be trusted?
Lily: No, I am saying you gotta pay if you want to play, that is why they call it Pay-4-Play, Duderino.
Cloud: But I am Cloud 500. Everyone knows I am good for the money. Ask anyone.
Lily: Who should I ask?
Cloud: Anyone.
Lily: Is "Anyone" here right now? Look, we are getting nowhere here. Do you want to continue or not?
Cloud: Not sure.
Lily: When will you be sure?
Cloud: Once you take your clothes off.
Lily: Look buddy boy, I think you need to go to the Pharmaprix down the road, buy this month's Playboy, and jerk yourself off, but if you leave and do that, you will be missing out on a good time.
Cloud: OK, OK, here is the donation.

 

[november]

Thanks baggynutts for your reviews , I enjoyed reading them. Good bye and good luck to you.

 

[UncleBob]

...I posted and only got bullshit from the Jenni Army...

Hi all, I'm sergeant chief of Jenni's army

What do you call bullshit? I think all was done respectfully.

...I got turned off to put time to help guys that don't want to hear the truth. ...

We were basically TWO members that were questionning the way you put your story. So you're leaving because of the two of us?
Unless you were expecting the whole merb community to explicitely support you?


I think you are leaving for the wrong reason.

I believe it is Naive to think you can throw such accusation about a popular SP who has a thread of 17 pages (now 20 lol) with a lot of positive reviews.
She is well known for her temper, and she has also negative reviews about bad booking.
Like the first review of NylonLover who had a really bad booking experience then after a year he managed to meet her and made two wonderfull encounters according to his reviews.

But stealing money and the fact that you edited your positive review of the 1st of July to turn it as a negative review two months after, and you thought all would have taken this story as cash?
Common bro. You have to assume what you say sometime on this board.

As I said after i read the whole SMS convo and talked to her, I believe something happen between you and Jenni, but there is no proof of anything, your words against hers.

...Even destroying members that post bad reviews about her....

I guess Dave_Jr, Lovelegs, misterprep, jawbone, dude79 all feel destroyed???
I really don't see how you got destroyed or your reputation affected there. I strongly believe you make (made) great contribution on merb.
But you must be ready to get challenged for your statements sometime.