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lovethaifood said:
This is a question for the professionals. SPs, way back in the day I had a waterbed in college when they are all the rage, very bad though for a bedroom floor in a house due to the weight of the mattress. Question is have you ever had sex on a waterbed? Was it pleasurable as they say to have sex with the motion in the ocean or did you not care for it? I remember some mattresses were firm and others had more movement and had a lot of give. I liked it then my college girlfriend like it as well, although today at an older age I think it would be harder on my back. When you are young and dumb all you know is that you are fucking as Eddie Murphy once said. The heat feature was nice in the winter though.
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Hey, hey, hey, careful now, some of us might be MILFs but we aren't "waterbed old". Wait, what thread am I on?
 
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Carl.is.Jung

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lovethaifood said:
This is a question for the professionals. SPs, way back in the day I had a waterbed in college when they are all the rage, very bad though for a bedroom floor in a house due to the weight of the mattress. Question is have you ever had sex on a waterbed? Was it pleasurable as they say to have sex with the motion in the ocean or did you not care for it? I remember some mattresses were firm and others had more movement and had a lot of give. I liked it then my college girlfriend like it as well, although today at an older age I think it would be harder on my back. When you are young and dumb all you know is that you are fucking as Eddie Murphy once said. The heat feature was nice in the winter though.
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I'm old enough to remember waterbeds. Not conducive to my style of fornication lol
 
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Carl.is.Jung said:
Water bed + videotape collection underneath equals 80's version of PornHub. Did he happen to have a moustache (Tom Selleck style)? Boomchicka-wawaaaa...
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He did not! And his video collection was actually pretty cool lol. But he wasn't super nice. and guess what, karma got him and his water bed deflated and ruined his collection.

My question for all of you : trick or treat?

(sorry couldn't help it lol)
 
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Lunaseraphim said:
He did not! And his video collection was actually pretty cool lol. But he wasn't super nice. and guess what, karma got him and his water bed deflated and ruined his collection.

My question for all of you : trick or treat?

(sorry couldn't help it lol)
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Sounds like he got what he deserved, one way or another. Whether it be Newton's third law of Motion/Physics (for every action/force in nature there is an equal and opposite reaction) or Cosmic Karma, the arc of the universe bends towards justice and fairness. Manifested in all of us. We all pay the Piper, eventually.

Trick or treat? Neither, the twin Dutch sisters are feeling a bit under the weather today (just messing HB). Tonight will be some cooking, gym, and starting the 2nd of the 17 books I've been procrastinating with for years...
 
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