Ask us anything part 3

[Lunaseraphim]

My first birthday gift of the month was in fact 150$ for groceries on my throne wishlist and it's such a sweet gesture! Necessities like food etc are a nice, thoughtful gift.


(Edit : not gonna lie I love the Costco fries, I wouldn't even be mad if someone took me there and bought me fries lmaooooo)

Social time duo at Costco lol

 

[Nachoy]

What’s the lamest excuse client made for canceling an appt that you felt was untruthful ?

 

[Lunaseraphim]

What’s the lamest excuse client made for canceling an appt that you felt was untruthful ?

Honestly I haven't had a cancellation in a while and I'm so grateful, but usually it's the same excuses.. ''my work schedule changed'' or someone saying they're sick

 

[Giselle Montreal]

What’s the lamest excuse client made for canceling an appt that you felt was untruthful ?

My business trip has been postponed.

Yet he books your friend.

 

[Nachoy]

My business trip has been postponed.

Yet he books your friend.

That would make me feel shitty.
I would have an Awkward feeling about booking him again in the future

 

[T'storm]

That would make me feel shitty.
I would have an Awkward feeling about booking him again in the future

Unless she talks to her friend about you and finds out you were a lousy lay. Just saying...

 

[Lunaseraphim]

My business trip has been postponed.

Yet he books your friend.

That's happened to me once... But in that case I dodged a bullet, and the person cancelled too.

 

[MCTJ]

Have you ever encountered a client who had sprayed Axe (or a similar product) on their genital area?

(lol)

 

[Rebaynia]

Have you ever encountered a client who had sprayed Axe (or a similar product) on their genital area?

(lol)

I have had where when I went down had that taste of deodorant.

 

[Nachoy]

When with client on extended dinner date
Dine in or dine out?

 

[Lunaseraphim]

When with client on extended dinner date
Dine in or dine out?

I kinda expect to dine out when on a dinner date, because being in the same space for many hours can get overwhelming for both me and the client in my opinion. I've offered the option to dine in before, and I've done it with a client I'm comfortable with.. it was a good experience! But for a new client, I would really prefer to dine out.. It's part of the etiquette to go to a restaurant on a dinner date.

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Have you ever encountered a client who had sprayed Axe (or a similar product) on their genital area?

(lol)

thank god no, but when I was working at MP's I've had to tell clients to go back in the shower... as an indy, my clients tend to be pretty clean

 

[Michelle Gunn]

Have you ever encountered a client who had sprayed Axe (or a similar product) on their genital area?

(lol)

yes (where is the vomit emoji?)

 

[EagerBeaver]

yes (where is the vomit emoji?)

All I can say is yikes to that. Only soap should ever be used on the genitalia and it should be used in the shower and then washed off.

On that subject, my dermatologist long ago told me to never use commercial soaps because they are bad for your skin, as in very bad. They dry the shit out of your skin and prematurely age you. I may be considered something of a soap nerd and spend a lot of money on natural soaps. There are some good ones available. None of them seem to have particularly powerful residual odors, in my experience.

One time I did ask a ladyfriend I met on Seeking Arrangement to lick honey off my erect penis. Which she did. That was pretty cool. I got the idea in part from the Def Leppard song, which is an amazing song

Although I personally like the taste of honey I didn't ask her to do the same because I know that honey or anything with sugar poured on a pussy will increase chances for yeast infections/other bacterial infections. It can be poured on an erect penis and licked off very safely.

 

[Nachoy]

Slow and steady grind or intense pounding ?

 

[Lunaseraphim]

Slow and steady grind or intense pounding ?

Depends. I like a progression. Going to ''intense pounding mode'' right away can be very unpleasant

 

[Skym]

For the girls in the industry, do you all hang out with each other after work? Or become friends?

Have a girls night out? Etc....

 

[Nachoy]

Cats or dogs ?

 

[Rebaynia]

When with client on extended dinner date
Dine in or dine out?

I like both ideas. But I have suggested dine in when I was asked. Had a few dine in now that I think about it lol... we don't have to censor what we talk about because of who might eavesdrop in on our conversation. We get to be as close as we want without thinking about who might see, or how us being close might make others uncomfortable.

 

[Rebaynia]

Slow and steady grind or intense pounding ?

Intensity ability greatly depends on size.
And always start slow to get into the mood. If it's 'just' intense pounding, you need a blowup doll, not another human being. IMO.